Heya ! I’ve always wondered about how Lestat would feel about today’s french, how would he speak ? Would he use slang or would he stick to a more polite and noble way of speaking ? (noble slang, seems like Lestat’s jam tho.)

I’m not sure about that specifically, but I think Lestat curses alot more than he lets on in the books. 

[X by @mortcharmant, bc ppl tried to curb Lestat’s cursing by spritzing him w/ holy water, didn’t work.]

Noble or not, Lestat loves learning slang and sometimes uses it incorrectly, and that can be hilarious in itself. In general, I think he does try to keep it classy, if possible.

I take full responsibility for the travesty that is PLROA, I made the mistake of joking that the next book would be vampires in space, and now, aliens. This is my fault. Please punish me as you will.

Riiiiight…. I seem to remember that you did that way back when PLROA was announced, yes, NAUGHTY! BAD! *sprays you w/ holy water* 

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J/K it’s gonna be hilarious AU fanfic… I’m hoping for some Scientology-flavored tidbits.

AR: These are the chronicles of the Vampire Lestat. His two-hundred-plus-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no vampire has gone before.

kneesbutt:

westfailia:

what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire ocean?

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons. 

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source: my brother is in his 4th year of study at a catholic seminary, and referred to one of his professors.