Lestat does not enjoy his trip to Starbucks.
Armand is losing his shit in the distanceTHEY KNOW HIM TOO WELL
stop the overly flirtatious attitude w/ those poor overworked baristas so much and maybe they’ll get your name right you assOH WAIT MAYBE ARMAND IS RESPONSIBLE… #fic request
I don’t know what’s unique about Apple TVs I just have a regular TV, but maybe a pun about TV or apples? Also depends on how much canon you’ve read, and which books, bc there are characters who don’t exist in all the books. Here’s a list of the characters, looks fairly up-to-date, but if you haven’t read all the books beware, spoilers.
There’s the recent and increasingly popular “Le Slut”…
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I actually named my computer Flavius ages ago (maybe high school?) when Pandora was new and it was appropriate bc Flavius was my faithful servant… Who do you want faithfully serving/entertaining you? Altho sometimes Flavius crashed, of course. He did his best!
Other food-related names… there was also The Vampire Almond, from ages ago… there was even an RPer for it @thevampirealmond, “Akashew” was mentioned there.
Anyone is welcome to add ideas!
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