~Starter Sentence meme: Ridiculous Lestat quotes from Interview with the Vampire~

Send my muse one of the following and my muse will react to what was said (a few of these were modified for RP purposes).

  • I’ll play the drum if I like!
  • Stop looking at my buttons!
  • Don’t fall so madly in love with the night that you lose your way!
  • You’re dying, that’s all; don’t be a fool. 
  • You’ll have to bed down with me this morning. I haven’t prepared you a coffin.
  • If I want to sleep all day and drink all night, I’ll do it, damn you!
  • Now, I’m getting into the coffin, and you will get in on top of me if you know what’s good for you.
  • The hell I won’t! 
  • He’s dead, you idiot!
  • Don’t be such a damned idiot. Haven’t you ever seen a rat? 
  • Rats can be quite nice…
  • You don’t mind, do you? I surely hope you don’t, because there’s nothing much you can do about it if you do mind.
  • I’d like to meet the devil some night, I’d chase him from here to the wilds of the Pacific. I am the devil.
  • I ought to drive your horse into the swamps. You’d have to dig yourself a hole and smother! 
  • You whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats!
  • Your stare for hours at candles as if they were people! 
  • You stand in the rain like a zombie until your clothes are drenched!
  • You smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics!
  • You stare at nature like a baffled idiot at the zoo!
  • You’re being morbid! It’s almost dawn.
  • I can give you death more easily than I gave you life!
  • Did I kill him or did I not kill him! What’s your guess?