IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION
There are literal tears running down my face! GOODBYE!
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Turns out we already have a VC movie coming out. Tom Cruise’s new flick, The Mummy, involves the core aspects: Tom Cruise dying, Tom Cruise being somehow not dead, Tom Cruise awakening ancient Egyptian corpses, a very hot and powerful (Princess) of Egypt wreaking havoc on the mortal world. Really, we got our remake.
OMG yes to all of that! Mortal Lestat AU. Did he wake her up w/ a kiss? Or violin music? Maybe it was a kazoo this time… I saw the trailer just last night, and I was like, AKASHA! “She will claim what she has been denied.” Yassss slay….
Will she claim Tom too?! We’ll see…
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