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[I heard that there is a place under Les Innocents where you can sell your soul to the beautiful red-haired demon, if you have a soul, of course. Or you can come to me and I’ll introduce you to Satan if I manage to make a connection, it’s been five years since I sold my soul to them so it might be a little difficult to find him now. You’re free to contact other cult members, a lot of people have sold their souls to join team Armand and I recommend it immensely.

Or just contact Anne Rice, she is the supreme life-ruiner and I’m sure she’d be happy to have your soul, I’ve heard she feeds off readers’ souls.