I’M A WOLF GAY. NOW I’M AN ACTOR GAY. NOW I’M A VAMPIRE GAY. NOW I’M A FRENCH IMMIGRANT GAY. NOW I’M A SWAMP GAY. NOW I’M A SLEEPY GAY. NO, I WILL BE A ROCKSTAR GAY. CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. I’M A HUMAN GAY TRYING DESPERATELY TO SEDUCE AN 80 YEAR OLD GAY. MEH. MAYBE I’LL BE A SATAN GAY. I GIVE UP. I’M A SAINT GAY.