ooc; UHH, FOR ANOTHER THING IN COMMON, I guess we both say “I see” a lot? DOES THAT COUNT? Well, and we’re perfectionists.
I’d not ask to be made a vampire anyway. I’d make a horrible vampire. I catch and release flies because I’m incapable of killing literally anything.
I’d probably ask him to bone Lestat in front of me, tbh.

fanart by garama/permanentglitter (hope u don’t mind I changed the dialogue!)