Vampire Chronicles, for @diplomacywink and @i-want-my-iwtv

cloudsinvenice:

  • Favourite Female: Pandora. But this is really hard because I also want to say Gabrielle. 
  • Favourite Male: Marius. 
  • 3 Other Favourite Characters: Lestat, Gabrielle (yay!), 
  • 3 OTPs: Pandora/Marius, Lestat/Daniel, and also Eric/Santino because I’ve been reading old fics and now I have all the feelings. 
  • Notp: Lestat/whoever the plot revolved around in that book. It has just never been known to end well. 
  • Funniest character: Mael is just always very funny to me. He would hate that, which increases the funny. 
  • Prettiest character: Armand. The fan art cannot lie. 
  • Most Annoying Character: Sybelle and Benji. They’re a unit. 
  • Most badass character: Lestat. Credit where credit’s due. 
  • Character I’d like as my BFF: Marius. I think I’d want the book-borrowing rights and the philosophical conversations, but as a husband he’d be controlling and patronising and occasionally turn up with random people from a thousand years ago going, “We can be an OT3 now, is that cool? It’ll be cool!”
  • Female Character I’d Marry: I feel like Eleni would be an awesome person to be married to. And we could run a theatre together, this time without the killing. Well, maybe we could lure bad people to performances and kill them. 
  • Male Character I’d Marry: Daniel. The more I think about this, the more it makes sense. Lestat would be the worst husband ever; Louis and I would have one of those polite marriages arranged by parents for financial/bloodline/land reasons in Regency novels, in which we don’t really dare find out whether or not we disagree about things or what we want in bed; Marius’s faults have been covered and Armand… well, Armand is too young, forever, but also, HE EXPERIMENTS WITH BLENDERS. Whereas I think Daniel just has a healthy sense of humour about the inherent ridiculousness of being a vampire, and something in his perspective would always stay human and curious and not get overwhelmed by all that portentous shit the others tend to drown themselves in. Also, I would be so into helping him build miniature landscapes. 
  • Character I hate/dislike/least like: Sybelle and Benji are tied here.

These answers are priceless and hard to disagree with *u*

Also I agree, Mael is unintentionally amusing and he WOULD hate that anyone thinks so. He has this earnestness and rageness, just always on the edge of (and threatening to be) breaking out a can of whoopass. Like a perpetually PMSing Thor, maybe.

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