writedreamlie
reblogged your photoset “spookshowvixens:

Ugly, Ugly Vampires
Graf Orlok (Nosferatu 1922)
The Night Flier (The Night Flier 1997)
The Master…” and tagged it:  #IS THAT WHAT ARMAND LOOKED LIKE IN THAT MOVIE, #THAT’S WORSE THAN ANTONIO BANDERAS, #THAT IS NOT A 17 YEAR OLD CHERUB, #JESUS FUCK.

YES THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE IN THAT MOVIE AND THAT IS LIKE 50% OF WHY THAT MOVIE WAS SO TERRIBLE. +30% OF ITS HORRIBLE 90′s APPROPRIATION (look, I get it, it wanted to be cool and grunge and Hot Topic but it did it in a very weird and tasteless way), +45% FORCED HET ROMANCE, +23% WHERE THE FRACK WAS LOUIS??!, +12% CANON WAS COMPLETELY IGNORED (MARIUS APPARENTLY IS LESTAT’S MAKER?) 

ANYWAY SO THAT’S AT LEAST 160% TOTAL OF WHY IT WAS TERRIBLE.