I bet they’d used too much of the budget to re-film her scenes, but really, she was one of the only things they got right (well, maybe not “right” but close enough). I really like that she was a vampire of color who kept her color, despite being described as white (not Caucasian but light-skinned) in canon. I don’t know if ancient Egyptians were in fact light or dark skinned but in a series of alot of white ppl, it was good to see some diversity.
Crew morale was probably very low after she died, they might not have wanted to even try to replace her 😦
Ugly, Ugly Vampires
Graf Orlok (Nosferatu 1922)
The Night Flier (The Night Flier 1997)
The Master…” and tagged it: #IS THAT WHAT ARMAND LOOKED LIKE IN THAT MOVIE, #THAT’S WORSE THAN ANTONIO BANDERAS, #THAT IS NOT A 17 YEAR OLD CHERUB, #JESUS FUCK.
YES THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE IN THAT MOVIE AND THAT IS LIKE 50% OF WHY THAT MOVIE WAS SO TERRIBLE. +30% OF ITS HORRIBLE 90′s APPROPRIATION (look, I get it, it wanted to be cool and grunge and Hot Topic but it did it in a very weird and tasteless way), +45% FORCED HET ROMANCE, +23% WHERE THE FRACK WAS LOUIS??!, +12% CANON WAS COMPLETELY IGNORED (MARIUS APPARENTLY IS LESTAT’S MAKER?)
ANYWAY SO THAT’S AT LEAST 160% TOTAL OF WHY IT WAS TERRIBLE.
GET IT? GET IT? BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS SO BAD IT MIGHT NOT BE WORTH LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE IT EXISTS. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Yes this world is still worth living in, marred as it is by that film. This describes my feeling for that heartbreaking work of staggering genius (by textsfromthevampire):
I-want-my-IWTV 