tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
really, its my bad like I really wanna be friends with you but I suck so bad at responses like really I love you all very much and if I haven’t replied its never cause I don’t like you or something but I probably thought I was gonna reply later and then absolutely forgot bc my memory is dumb and… I have no excuse its just,,,, I suck.
louis: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain lestat: oh that’s so sweet, i– louis: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
I found out that the first prostitute that Lestat kills in the hotel room in IWTV was Helen McCrory and I still am just….Narissa/Madame Kali no.
omg, THIS prostitute?? Bad Lestat, killing Mrs. Malfoy. NAUGHTY *hits with rolled up magazine*
She didn’t even get any real face time, or lines. IIRC, we only see her face in this production still (and a few others from similar angles), which ended up on the cover of some magazines at the time.
Ugly, Ugly Vampires
Graf Orlok (Nosferatu 1922)
The Night Flier (The Night Flier 1997)
The Master…” and tagged it: #IS THAT WHAT ARMAND LOOKED LIKE IN THAT MOVIE, #THAT’S WORSE THAN ANTONIO BANDERAS, #THAT IS NOT A 17 YEAR OLD CHERUB, #JESUS FUCK.
YES THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE IN THAT MOVIE AND THAT IS LIKE 50% OF WHY THAT MOVIE WAS SO TERRIBLE. +30% OF ITS HORRIBLE 90′s APPROPRIATION (look, I get it, it wanted to be cool and grunge and Hot Topic but it did it in a very weird and tasteless way), +45% FORCED HET ROMANCE, +23% WHERE THE FRACK WAS LOUIS??!, +12% CANON WAS COMPLETELY IGNORED (MARIUS APPARENTLY IS LESTAT’S MAKER?)
ANYWAY SO THAT’S AT LEAST 160% TOTAL OF WHY IT WAS TERRIBLE.