Santa Lestat, I’d like a garterbelt for Christmas please. -sits- just as a note it can’t be a medium my waist is too tiny.

♛Have you been naughty enough for a garter belt? *wraps an arm around her waist to still her, and also to measure* Well, you’re right about the size. You have a very nice figure, Ram. Have you considered modeling? It’s fun.

Surely your maker has set you up financially and you can afford a garter belt. It’s something you have to go try on in different styles and colors. Tell you what, instead of simply buying you what I think you’d like, we can go shopping for it together. As long as you clear it with your significant other FIRST, of course. Are you with Antoine these nights? I confess I am completely unable to keep track of the romantic ties of our coven. It’s a huge pile of bisghetti spaghetti. 

So, shopping. How does that sound? *nuzzles his nose to hers playfully*