vagabonddaniel:

i-want-my-iwtv:

coldinhumanity:

remarried:

in the early years, armand questions daniel ceaselessly about where he goes and what he does. daniel has had enough. 

alt caption: pornography with the vampire.

//well that’s it I’m dead. Those two arts killed me. I have expired. See u in hell guys

Armand is totally judging those actors: “You know, Daniel, I was the director of a theatre -”

“I know,”

“I have vast experience in actor’s performances-”

“I KNOW!”

“- and this acting is terrible, Daniel. Terrible.”

“…" 

ooc: I just love how totally unsexy watching it with Armand would be.

“I don’t understand why this titillates you. Is it merely watching the act or is there something about these people?” Squints. “Their clothes?” 

“Yes, Armand, I’m turned on by pizza delivery uniforms.”

“That explains the empty boxes in every motel room.” 

Daniel side-eyes him. “Did you just make a joke?” 

“Why is she mentioning her husband? That seems like an inefficient way to seduce a man.” 

Daniel rolls his eyes. “The threat of discovery is exciting.” 

“Why is he still holding the pizza? Surely if she’s felatting him, he can put it down–” 

Daniel clicks off the television. “You know what. I’m going to go get more beer.” Looks back down at the VCR. “Maybe some whiskey.”