I saw this and I was like “what a perfect opportunity to draw more really stupid VC shit”
Armand in TVL: *tells Lestat his story*
Lestat: Oh, Louis. Mon Cher. My dearest. My love. My-
Louis, not even looking up from his book: What have you done now.
How it should have gone down in Interview With the Vampire.
Armand: The thing is… I have something big to tell you.
Lestat: You know you can say anything to me. We’ve known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Armand: I’m dating Louis.
Lestat: You’re dead to me.
Louis: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Lestat: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in his own pool. Big difference.