luthi69:

Talking about the Priapus jokes, I can totally picture Lestat reciting some verses from the Priapeia to Louis. For example:

– “Simpler far to declare in our Latin, Lend me thy buttocks; What shall I say to thee else?”
– “Pierced with a foot-long pole thy skin shall be stretched in such fashion, Thou shalt be fain to believe ne’er had a wrinkle thine arse. ”
– “Such be the fruits that youth who owneth the flourishing fieldlet, Placed on the table of stone, naked Priapus! for thee. ”
– “This staff in robbers’ vitals deep shall plunge, Up to its bushy base and bag of balls. ”

– Oh, and there’s many many MANY more. 

^Well that was informative. Try memorizing these for hilariously better insults to hurl at your friends and family!