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Damon is the hotter Salvatore. No arguments.

I just… ugh. I don’t even know where to begin.

Well, Miss Eliza Thompson, I shall see your list and raise it one of my own!

Ah.  Well.

At least you are a couple of notches above Nosferatu, non?

A couple of… 

That sparkling, bouffant haired moron beat me for Lord’s sake! He should not have even been on such a list let alone you beating me! 

And besides, we’re hardly fictional! … At least Armand didn’t beat me.

You’ve become old news, I am afraid.

Well we shall just have to change that then, won’t we?

I hope you do realize that stealing vials of the Pope’s blood will not make you a saint, nor gain you positive notoriety.

[[sorry to cut in: I also disagree with this ranking, mes amis. The numbering is definitely off, Deacon Frost was hotter than Blade, there’s a non-vampire on the list (NO #11 DOES NOT COUNT), and where is the Lost Boys’ David? like, HELLO?!]]

A Definitive Ranking of 18 Hot Fictional Vampires