♛*chews at knuckles dramatically* Are you TRYING to torment me??! Plucking
at my very heartstrings! So inconsiderate. You
KNOW how much I adore that man. That creature of magnificent beauty and talent.
He might be my very spirit animal. He’s also a darling in person. *sighs* You
don’t want to see my LENGTHY wishlist of musicians, actors, writers, composers,
etc. that I would scoop into my arms and protect from Death. Unfortunately, one
can’t “people the world with vampires,” rockstars or no.

Besides, claiming anyone in
this manner does not guarantee that they will be happy about it afterwards. The
procedure is still not an exact science, it can lead to a fate worse than death.

This reminds me of an opera
singer… it might have been La Divina (Maria Callas) who, I believe, retired
from professional performance at the height of her career for a number of
reasons, among which: that her audiences might remember her at her best. That
is something of a beautiful thing to have the courage to do.