You wanna know who Louis and Lestat remind me of? Cam and Mitchell from Modern Family. It has nothing to do with their appearance but with their personalities. Cam is a lot more dramatic (like Lestat) but Mitchell seems more logical (like Louis).

(I haven’t really watched that show but I’ve seen bits when channel surfing, but here’s some repurposed Cam, Mitchell, and their daughter dialogue…)

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One Happy Modern Vampire Family

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I take full responsibility for the travesty that is PLROA, I made the mistake of joking that the next book would be vampires in space, and now, aliens. This is my fault. Please punish me as you will.

Riiiiight…. I seem to remember that you did that way back when PLROA was announced, yes, NAUGHTY! BAD! *sprays you w/ holy water* 

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J/K it’s gonna be hilarious AU fanfic… I’m hoping for some Scientology-flavored tidbits.

AR: These are the chronicles of the Vampire Lestat. His two-hundred-plus-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no vampire has gone before.