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verymerrymart:

you win, armand ♡

iputthepaininpainting:

@lestatthevamp I’m probs not the first to respond to this post but here’s my take on it anyway

I laughed to myself for a solid two hours about this 

lostbee:

The brute strength of a vampire:
able to lift a coffin like it’s a surf board.

1791年,剛結婚就拒絕同房 )
萊斯特想也想不透為什麼這個雛鳥居然可以拒絕他
VC系列的吸血鬼力量最弱好像也有人類的20倍
在小說裡他們總是棺材隨手拿來拿去的,好像只是拿著衝浪板一樣的輕鬆….

Local man realizes whiskey isn’t an appropriate breakfast

eliestela:

violeteyedvampiremolloy:

Now that’s a news flash….

“What do you mean it is not appropiate breakfast?”