reporter-boy:

Thanks for the forward.

Probably best to hang onto your soul.  Unless my Paypal account now takes those.  You can give it a try.  Otherwise, I think I just got inspired to create a Team Armand fanclub.  

You can get different stuff for different levels.  Like an autographed picture for the standard.  Deluxe can get you one of the many appliances he managed to fuck up throughout the years in limited edition quantities.  Premium you can nab both items plus attend a yearly dinner hosted by yours truly where he may or may not (probably not ever) show up.

If souls are now payable currency?  Hell you might earn yourself all those plus one of those really creepy body pillowcases with his picture on it for all your oddball purposes I probably don’t what to know anything about.

Should there be enough interest in this idea?

…You guys scare me more than I even wanna admit.  In a good…you guys are nuts but I love you anyway—way.

I think..  ha!