audacityinblack:

copperbadge:

jonothetonedeafsidekick:

lotrlockedwhovian:

tranxio:

“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”

Premature edraculation

…this fucking website.

@copperbadge

And then there was the time Dracula tried to turn into a bat but ended up as a gecko instead. But then, a reptile dysfunction is common in older men…

@i-want-my-iwtv

Imagining Lestat pulling this one out to watch Louis cringe and grumble.