Lestat: Oh, Louis. Mon Cher. My dearest. My love. My-
Louis, not even looking up from his book: What have you done now.
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Lestat:excuse me? i lost my daughter, Claudia. can i make an announcement?
person at the counter:yeah sure
Lestat:*leans into mic* goodbye you piece of shit
Armand: The thing is… I have something big to tell you.
Lestat: You know you can say anything to me. We’ve known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Armand: I’m dating Louis.
Lestat: You’re dead to me.
[filling out a worksheet]
Louis: Name a way to be nice to others
Claudia: Don’t kill them
Louis:
Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it
[X]
Louis: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Lestat: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in his own pool. Big difference.
You: Vittorio isn’t a member of the Coven of the Articulate.
Me, an Intellectual: Lestat sent him an “Honorary Member” badge. He made it himself. There was glitter.
Louis: hey Armand, where’s Lestat?
Armand: probably off somewhere, disapointing Jesus.
Lestat: Oh come on, I wasn’t that drunk
Louis: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you told me I was “important”
Marvel: loki is dead
Me:
rue royale days: a summary
lestat: ‘,:)
louis:
lestat: ‘,;)
louis: 😦
lestat: ‘,;p
louis: 😡
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