♛Not that I need the money, mon cher... but yes, I’m sure I could earn plenty, and I wouldn’t limit myself to just girls, you know. Louis should take me out on a date that night, why do I always have to be the chivalrous one? It’s his turn.
“Petit Lion”? I’m a big one, darling *fangy grin* Happy Valentine’s day to you.
Tom Cruise as Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview With The Vampire (1994).
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annabellioncourt
replied to your post “Have you ever considered Louis asexual as a mortal?”
“HAVE YOU SEEN THE HIGHER QUALITY ONES LESTAT HIRES?” I’M DEAD
LIKE C’MON LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE:
Louis’ cheap whore with cheap makeup and sour disposition:
Lestat’s high quality whore with charming hairdo and attitude:
Lestat’s high quality sassy whore trying to sell them poisonous beverages:
Lestat’s are so good he has to box them and save them for later:
ok I’ve made my point ;D
I CAN’T BELIEVE I ATE ALL THOSE WHORES [merciful-death quoting moi during IWTV rewatch]
I-want-my-IWTV 