merciful-death:

 #one time monsieur-le-rockstar and I were roleplaying on WhatsApp

#Louis and Lestat were in Austria and they’d just had an argument

#so Louis went downstairs in the hotel and encountered this cute Austrian guy and they started talking in German about literature and what they were reading presently

#Lestat came down and saw them and got pissed off because

#a) how dare some cute guy speak to mon louis

#b) how dare some cute guy speak to mon louis in a language i don’t understand

#so lestat seduced the dude and killed him

#and louis was like

#‘lestat you don’t just kill a man for speaking to me’

#and lestat was like ‘but you were flirting’

#and louis was like ‘we were talking about oscar wilde’

#and lestat was like ‘so you were flirting’

#true story

Lestat has a special way of doing THINGS BOYS DO WE LOVE