lo-giene:

for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire

Lestat: I got you a present Louis… *smiles sweetly*

Louis: *silently looking at the full set of unwrapped candles*

Lestat: What? I thought you love candles?!

Louis: *silent*

Lestat: Ungrateful little &$#@… *stomps off laughing*