zevransbutt:

you should all go read the vampire chronicles for

• pansexual polyamorous vampires who dress sharp as fuck and become rockstars
• egyptian queens who literally crush hearts
• 17 year-old russian ginger boys who for some reason are played by antonio banderas in the movie
• small vampire girls who r like the embodiment of the oedipus complex
• broody dark-haired nerds who r so beautiful the author has to describe their perfect face for 5 pages before the plot can continue