the-gentleman-chronicler:

It’s I-Want-My-IWTV’s birthday today.

David was going to throw you a lovely party but someone set fire to the cake.

Aw thank u kindly, a true gentleman to provide a lovely cake with ribbons of icing, is that meant to be Baked Alaska? Oh, it’s not, is it, *ahem* I think I found the culprit…

GDI LOUIS THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. Have us sleeping in the field like CATTLE.