BRAT PRINCE a super serious lestat de lioncourt mix for newton-pulsifer
✝ HANDSOME DEVIL || PARENTHETICAL GIRLS ✝ I DON’T CARE [MACHINE STOP REMIX] || FALL OUT BOY ✝ ROCKSTAR 101 [DJ UNIQUE REMIX] || RIHANNA ✝ HOUSE OF WOLVES || MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ✝ MONSTER (FT. RICK ROSS, JAY-Z, NICKI MINAJ, & BON IVER) || KANYE WEST ✝ RUN DEVIL RUN || KE$HA ✝ WHY’D YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE HIGH || ARCTIC MONKEYS ✝ DEATH VALLEY || FALL OUT BOY ✝ HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN (THE ANIMALS COVER) || MUSE ✝ BITE HARD || FRANZ FERDINAND ✝ WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER (TAYLOR SWIFT COVER) || THE VACCINES
✝ BONUS: I’VE CROSSED OCEANS OF WINE TO FIND YOU || HIM
Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
fantasma (titoli di testa) – baustelle // il sogno di maria – fabrizio de andrè // venice – beirut // runs in the family – amanda palmer // seven devils – florence + the machine // sweet dreams (are made of this) – emily browning // paris is burning – st. vincent // unspoken – lacuna coil // burgundy – warpaint // bubblegum bitch – marina and the diamonds
fantasma (titoli di testa) – baustelle // il sogno di maria – fabrizio de andrè // venice – beirut // runs in the family – amanda palmer // seven devils – florence + the machine // sweet dreams (are made of this) – emily browning // paris is burning – st. vincent // unspoken – lacuna coil // burgundy – warpaint // bubblegum bitch – marina and the diamonds
Pursuant to a recent post, several respondents suggested that I was off-base in my assessment of the vampire condition – to wit, that vampire senses are supernaturally attuned to blood-related phenomena in particular, not biological processes in general.
Under this model, a vampire can hear the pulse of your heartbeat or the rush of blood in your veins from across a room, but not necessarily – for example – the food digesting in your stomach.
Okay, fair enough.
But you know what else is a blood-related phenomenon?
Yep.
Can a vampire hear you get a boner?
Not just yours, I mean. Anybody’s. Imagine a vampire walking across a crowded shopping mall plaza, when suddenly her ears are pricked by the telltale creak of a situationally inappropriate erection exactly twenty feet to her left.
Or… maybe that’s not the sound it would make.
Physiologically, an erection operates by constricting the veins that empty blood from the tissues of the genitals, causing a positive pressure to build up.
And you know what happens when you constrict the flow of a pressurised fluid.
I-want-my-IWTV 