I saw this and I was like “what a perfect opportunity to draw more really stupid VC shit”
Armand in TVL: *tells Lestat his story*
Lestat: Oh, Louis. Mon Cher. My dearest. My love. My-
Louis, not even looking up from his book: What have you done now.
How it should have gone down in Interview With the Vampire.
Armand: The thing is… I have something big to tell you.
Lestat: You know you can say anything to me. We’ve known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Armand: I’m dating Louis.
Lestat: You’re dead to me.
Louis: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Lestat: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in his own pool. Big difference.
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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
“Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess
HALF AN HOUR AT MOST
“Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.
“loki looked both ways, making sure it was safe to cross the bifrost before shouting, “lesbians assemble”
GOT ONE, a few hours later!!1!
‘So then Lestat broke into the room followed by a fed up Louis “I WANT MY INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE” He shout, the movie wasnt even edited yet’