cups-of-tea-and-history:

violetimpudence:

prokopetz:

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Well, since there are clearly scenarios which warrant giving zero fucks, it
seems plausible to infer that there exists a 0 … 1 scale of fuckitude, containing a potentially infinite number of fractional fuckery scenarios.

Fractional Fuckery Scenarios is going to be my first short story collection.

remember-me-you-clever-boy:

the-freakofthe-week:

Okay but like how do vampires suck dick?

i-want-my-iwtv where is that “those are the real questions” meme i think we need it here 

epicureanmarius:

friendly reminder that Lestat, Louis, Nicki, Gabrielle, Marius, Pandora, Armand, Santino, Daniel, Bianca, Flavius, Mael, Maharet, Eric, Khayman, Mekare, Thorne, Santiago, Claudia, Madeleine, Akasha, Enkil, David and Jesse [just listed some vampires that come up my mind]

CAN BE ARRANGED INTO 24 CHOOSE 2 COMBINATIONS.

that’s  276 different ways of shipping them. at the same time.

or 552 individual ships