I love when ppl have a visceral reaction to posts, and there is smtg kind of extra hilarious about the fact that it’s just the description for the next book, no other commentary really needed! *crieslaughs*

There is a lesson. The lesson eludes me. I, too, have alotta love for AR… whether it’s canon or AU fanfic, she is the gift that keeps on giving *u*

To the tune of It’s Still Rock ‘n Roll to Me:

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“Whatsa matter with the vamps I’m writin’?

Don’t you know that they’re outta style?

Maybe I should put a buncha aliens innit…

THROW ‘EM ALL IN A BIG SEXY PILE.”

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… It’s all AU fanfic to me.

I read that description through 3x and was still so very confused. As Lestat would say, she’s certainly OUTDONE HERSELF. The comments/tags on that B&N description post (and another related one) are priceless, here’s a bunch:

#oh Christ on a twelve grain cracker #this shit is why I stopped at Queen of the Damned

#honestly im excited i hope theres weird alien sex #i hope its completely ridiculous itll be fun #vampire chronicles

#I WAS READY FOR MERMAIDS! #but no! #it had to be aliens

#not art #the vampire chronicles #but for srs tho ALIEMS.

#FEARLESS ANNE RICE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

What…tha…fuck?

#what in the goddamn

#ughhh #what da hell #I will still read you

#stahp

I think Anne Rice might have liked Tom Cruise in the movie a little too much
#what the hell did i just read #vampire chronicles

#what?? #:O

Pretty sure we are all conflicted.

#ooc #i’m laughing so hard is this even real

Re: 

“A Thousand Kisses Deep” – Leonard Cohen, ok I will give that a listen when I get home. The title already sounds very Marius/Armand ❤

Re: My prime fave character is definitely Lestat *u* but that has changed over time, I answered this more in depth heeeere.