Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.
Episode 1×19 “Best Man for the GOB”He said the same thing about Nicki and the French Revolution.
HahahahodeerlawdSTAHPstop mah face hurts!!!
[reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine…
Psssssssst: Fresh memeythings queued for 2/4, 2/14, 2/22, 3/1, 3/8, 3/16, in the evenings EST.
Michael: Boy, the lengths you’ll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn’t do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn’t.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Episode 1×17 “Altar Egos”Lestat sleeps with women but I changed it to man because fuck heteronormativity plus it fits better on the page.
Homoerotiwreck
Louis, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says u could have “network connectivity problems” [X]
♫Put that thing back where it came from or so help me… so help me, so help me♫ – and CUT. We’re still working on it… it’s a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers!
No.
This is probably a good question for askavampirologist. I think some people think they are vampires for religious/physical/other reasons… I think there are probably diseases that simulate vampiric symptoms (light sensitivity, etc.).
It does somewhat comfort me in an odd way that if there WERE vampires, they wouldn’t truly be immortal, because the Earth is headed for the sun eventually, so unless they coordinate with NASA to ship themselves (and a starter pack of humans and animals to feed from) somewhere safer, they’ll end up as dead as us, too!
Santiago loves to persecute, he loved torturing his victims onstage, he’s a manipulative bastard! Even better when the victim is a particularly lovely creature like Louis ;]
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Yeah, I suspect and there is a secret fanfic that supports this theory that Santiago considered himself 2nd-in-command and maybe more to Armand, and he felt himself very usurped when Louis came into the picture, and had it in for Louis from the first moment Armand made heart-eyes at Louis.
Santiago was also a Vampire of the Rules, as long as following them worked for him. Louis had been an active accomplice in attempting to kill his own maker twice (THE cardinal undead crime); attempting to keep it a secret doesn’t engender trust in such a member, in fact it provides a good reason to feel threatened by them.
♫Put that thing back where it came from or so help me… so help me, so help me♫ – and CUT. We’re still working on it… it’s a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers!
#Learn Louis Facial Expressions#this is the face you get when you push him past the breaking point#he looks like someone has just questioned his mothers fidelity or smtg#Interview with the Vampire#IWTV#screencap#because of reasons#like HONESTLY lestat i put on this stupid outfit that feels uncomfortable and tried to vampire properly and you are being SO inconsiderate of my damn feels#i cannot even#perhaps u need to be intimately acquainted with the tree over there at high velocity
ooc; I am reblogging for i-want-my-iwtv’s tags because omg.
/faces Louis definitely makes when one questions his mother’s fidelity
/faces Louis definitely makes regarding shit Lestat coerces him into
And you know Brad Pitt totally loved shoving Tom Cruise against that tree with all the drama he said he felt filming IwtV. The enjoyment on his face in that scene was way too real.
Brad’s happy place is still remembering how good it felt to shove Tom against that tree as hard as he possibly could.
I-want-my-IWTV 