thevampireforthesetimes:

Wait, I fixed it. 

^ I did this last night but now that I know it’s @i-want-my-iwtv ‘s birthday I dedicate this trash musing to you, you wonderful person. ❤ Enjoy and incestuous vampire birthday laugh.

The fact that this book exists at all is too funny, but the VC version of it is… just… besides, Gabrielle “Ew Don’t Call Me ‘Mother’” de Lioncourt is partially at fault here okay???! And Lestat, your Oedipus is showing… 

btw that’s Armand in the doorway… the real reason Lestat wouldn’t let him join them…

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First time he holds vampire!Claudia: Oh god oh god wtf i am not a jungle gym she’s so fragile i dont want to damage her omg i must smell terrible 

2 seconds later: I will defend this precious cinnamon roll (too good for this world) with every fiber of my being.