zevransbutt:

ur fav is problematic: louis de pointe du lac

• owned slaves
• tried to eat a kid
• set his boyfriend on fire
• set his new boyfriends friends on fire
• set a lot of things on fire
• killed some dude with a scythe
• eats ppl
• left his bf in the rain after said bf switched bodies with a mortal through mysterious spirit magic only to realize that the mortal wasnt going to give his body back so he was stuck in that human body and wrote an entire page about the sensation of urinating
• will insult ur taste in books
• is literally so beautiful the author has to describe his gorgeous face for two pages before getting on with the story which wastes paper and kills the trees

ur fav is problematic: lestat de lioncourt

• co-owned slaves (by proxy)
• ate the overseer slave first, to prove a point
• trapped a kid in a kid body forever
• drove his bf and kid crazy enough (by gaslighting and withholding info) that they set him on fire
• drove a lot of his bfs crazy enough to wish him harm
• eats ppl
• raped a woman when briefly mortal but shhhh we don’t talk about that
• didn’t tell his bf that he was suicidal and tried to kill himself w/out any notice to said bf
• will insult u for reading books
• is literally so beautiful he has to remind you in every book in the series about his gray/blue/violet eyes
• has become mesmerized at Wal-Mart
• daddy issues
• mommy issues