This whole series is like a Dr. Phil episode. (Credit to @aegiskitty for the idea. She is a gem.)



I’d pay a hefty sum of actual adult money for a Vampire Chronicles reality show. (x)




a short presentation on why you should watch ‘what we do in the shadows’

  also it’s on netflix!

p.s the dvd is £4 on amazon just saying


Interviews & Rec (13/?)  (Insp.)

Louis: You know what, just ask me a question. Just try to get to know me.


: Okay…I can’t think of anything to ask you. I’m sorry, my mind is blank.

Louis: Just ask me the first thing that comes to your head.
Lestat: How big is it?

Louis: …Really?

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 4: Practice Date)

why you should watch: what we do in the shadows


• the characters are cool and goofy and vampires
• like literally viago is pure as heck
• the actors are awesome
• they have jemaine clement ( vladislav ) who also voice acts as tamatoa from moana
• also taika waititi ( viago ) who directed this movie, eagle vs shark, boy and hunt for the wilderpeople
• 99% of the movie was improv
• the movie’s funny as hell
• its filmed like a documentary?????? isn’t that cool or what?????
• “werewolves not swear-wolves”
• there’s a video on “funny or die” where viago and vladislav explain truths about vampires
• all the characters make you want to hUG THEM
• stu’s my favourite
• i’d hug him
• yeah watch this movie


honestly “interview with the vampire” was Next Level Gay for 1994 and i thank god every day for those petty bisexual vampires and their deeply troubled marriage


Intercepted text message from Lestat to Louis, co-written by @lestatthewolfkiller, inspired by this fanart by @reapersun

I do ship this OT3, but it had to be rocky in the beginning.

I like Lestat so much purely because of how much he reminds me of myself. I fancied myself as looking somewhat like him before even getting into IWTV, and I just keep finding more reflections of myself in his personality. We have incredibly similar philosophies about life, existence, morality and tradition, and even a lot of the same flaws and difficulties relating to others. The main difference is I’m not brave enough to handle being famous.



Yeah, same here! (except that I don’t look like him at all *cries*) We can go along with him on his journey and gather the reasons for our own philosophical choices and see the mistakes and why he made them, and ask ourselves what we would have done differently, or the same, in his position.

He does have flaws, for sure. Flaws that could spiral anyone into depression. But his lust for life overrides everything ❤

And I think part of why we all love him against our own better judgment is that even when he royally fracks up, he gets back up, dusts himself off, and careens into the next car.