Happy Birthday… to you… Happy Birthday… To you. Happy Birthday Mon Prince of the vampires Happy Birthday to you I offer myself to be your first “Cake” of the night can i be your red velvet cake? … I love you

♛I do love to be sung to… merci beacoup for your little performance. I’ve already had my first “cake”, but there’s always room for more, you know I can’t resist red velvet… Dessert of dessert, mon cher?

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Hey? Do you think that the VC vampires could curl or straighten their hair with heating tools like a curling iron of straightening iron. If so it would totally be funny for Lestat to beg Louis to do his hair only for Louis to be very unamused and angry when he sees that Lestat gave him luscious bouncy curls.

I’m sure they do things w/ their hair, if you have eternity to do it, why not?

Actually I think Louis, who already has wavy hair, might really like having curls for a change! He’d definitely enjoy the warmth from the curling iron. They both really love having their hair played with, too, especially by eachother ❤

Happy Birthday, monsieur! Once a face of my nightmares and now one of my darkest (and sexiest) fantasies, I hope you will enjoy this day (or night) and celebrate in the best way you see fit for such grand event.

I can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare… Either way you don’t wanna wake up from me… Oui, I shall raise a glass to you, anonyme.

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Louis, help me! I have no idea why, but it seems that I seem extremely irresistable to a lot of guys and I don’t know how to handle the unwanted attention… Any advice?

♠(Louis) Tell these people, politely, that their feelings towards you aren’t mutual. If that fails, tell them more forcefully. They’ll get the message.

Best wishes for an happy, happy Birthday, darling. You should come here in Italy and taste a bit of the beauty of this country: I do think you would enjoy it so much …even more if you don’t travel alone…Have a wonderful night ♡

♛Merci, anonyme. I will take that as a serious invitation. I do have some Italian in me from my mother’s side, and it’s been far too long since my last visit there, must sample the current cuisine *grins*

… of course I’ll drag Louis kicking and screaming if I have to… As long as he’s with me, I’m home wherever I am.

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Dear gorgeous blondie ♡ Happy Birthday. I love you and you know it… we all love you… You’re the Prince of my heart and the best and most handsome of all vampires. J’adore ♡

♛Now that’s more like it! Merci beaucoup. Wearing the party crown tonight. For every troll (was that Armand?!) there are many, MANY, more who share your opinion, knowing there’s a chorus of you out there sending me these lovely words warms my undead little heart more than you can imagine *kisses*

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[vibrator anon] Lestat being a massive power bottom and constantly telling his “partners” (mostly Louis) what to do. At most times his “partners” quit and say “if you’re so picky why don’t you just take control” ,, and so he usually does with a literal stick up his ass

♛Do you write to your mother with those fingers?

Do you have the faintest idea how sex works? ‘his “Partners” ’? These are business transactions? “a literal stick up his ass”? 

Congratulations, you’ve managed to turn the stomach of one who cannot enjoy the sweet relief of actually vomiting. On my birthday, no less. I’d tell you to Go fuck yourself, but you clearly wouldn’t know how to do it, so Go fling your shit at someone else, little troll, because I’m completely done responding to it.

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