Prince Lestat- coming October 28, 2014
This picspam doesn’t even kind of represent how bananas this fucking book turned out to be
^TRUTH #vampire crackicles
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But can you guys imagine when we get to the Auvergne castle in “Blood Paradise” and Lestat is all like “dudes, we need a password just in case the plebes attempt a coup d’état”?
Can you imagine Marius knocking on the door and rolling his eyes as he says the password: “Louis’ thighs are succulent”?
The beginning of blood paradise
Mona walks in :
“hOW fUcKINg HIGH were all of you to think putting the sacred core in Lestat was a good idea????”
Bishonen steals aging bobby hill
//are comments even necessary at this point or have we reached the point where it’s obvious
LESTAT NO BAD VAMPIRE *hits w/ rolled up newspaper* PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
ooc; Spoiler alert: Blood Paradise is just a book of Lestat’s dad jokes
Viktor: Dad, I’m horny.
Lestat: Hi horny, I’m dad.
I-want-my-IWTV 