♛He’s certainly been something of a Krampus to certain people in the last few years, so it wouldn’t be a tough role for him to play *cracking up*


♛He’s certainly been something of a Krampus to certain people in the last few years, so it wouldn’t be a tough role for him to play *cracking up*
Just another item on Louis’ To Do list.
Second Breakfast
♠*siiiigh*
#shut up louis #its exra funny bc really Louis hardly gets to have an opinion #those few times when he does #lestat doesnt care for your bullshit #BASICALLY #poor louis #in truth he could be devastatingly mean to lestat #but he withholds it bc he knows lestat cant actually take it
Awww! such things u say *u*
But also, picture Lestat saying this to Louis as they’re cuddled up together:
Lestat: “Everything about you makes me happy!”
Louis: *smiles* “That’s so sweet of you.”
Lestat: “Everything except when you burn my stuff,”
Louis: “…”
Lestat: “…and when you cut your hair, and wear ragged clothes, when you lie about me to the press, and when you try to kill me, for whatever reason, and when you date my arch-nemesis-”
Louis: *sighs*
Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts
{Nothing serious, just an apologetic note. Apologetic, not actually apologizing.}
Just got back from my trip a few days ago, RL has been very consuming. I have a ton of messages in my inbox, thank u for keeping that lively in my absence! Responses will be made and queued. I try not to spam with responses, so if you’re waiting for yours, rest assured, it will be taken care of and queued ;]
So yeah, pardon the delay in reply, but RL comes first, as it should.
Your score: 1/2
I own a copy, on DVD, the old-fashioned way, so I can lend it to ppl ❤
Is this not Lestat?: “I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!”
^Actual Footage of dude-bro scumbag (well he seemed like a scumbag, only later do we find out that he’s not 100% scumbag) Lestat selling lessons to Louis on how to hook up with kill women evildoers.
[frankthemack pssst you are being summoned…]
“…so often we pretend to be gods in Gucci clothes, and it’s nonsense. It’s just to reassure ourselves and live in this illusion that we are solid as hell and we’re not water, and we know what we’re doing. We don’t, and that’s okay. If you know everything, then you’re probably not open to new discoveries. What was the line from one of those Guinness commercials I did? “If you keep an open mind, you’ll discover dark secrets.” ~ Rutger Hauer [ image source ]