Claudia: *innocently* Louis, can you tell me about the birds and the bees?
Louis: Um, the birds are nice this time of year and bees are scary. V scary. Did you know they sting, mon petite ange?
Claudia: *squints* Louis, why are you sweating?
Louis, sweating profusely: *glancing about the room* I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.