Ugly, Ugly Vampires
Graf Orlok (Nosferatu 1922)
The Night Flier (The Night Flier 1997)
The Master (The Strain 2014-Present)
Iris (30 Days of Night 2007)
Mister Barlow (Salem’s Lot 1979)
The Reapers (Blade II 2002)
The Vampires (Stake Land 2010)
The “Vampire” “Armand” (Queen of the Damned 2002)
But the real question is… do you want to survive?
GET IT? GET IT? BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS SO BAD IT MIGHT NOT BE WORTH LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE IT EXISTS. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Yes this world is still worth living in, marred as it is by that film. This describes my feeling for that heartbreaking work of staggering genius (by textsfromthevampire):
[that poor miserable road manager]
I-want-my-IWTV 