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No seriously basements confuse me why do you need that? Nobody has basements here and we get along fine.
The only thing I can think of that basements and extra refrigerators are good for is body storage.
Y/N: Do you wish Louis was your maker instead of Armand?
No. Louis makes a fledgling and it dies like 10 minutes later.
vampchronfic: #Louis’s fledglings are like the redshirts in star trek
TRUE FACTS
#tries so hard and it doesn’t even matter
#actually nvm doesn’t try at all
#will never win maker of the year
Y/N: Do you wish Louis was your maker instead of Armand?
No. Louis makes a fledgling and it dies like 10 minutes later.
vampchronfic: #Louis’s fledglings are like the redshirts in star trek
TRUE FACTS
Share your pics of Daniel’s various pubs! He owns a ton of them.
A Daniel Molloy RP appreciation post ❤
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“I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado” has to be the most hilariously non sexy pick up line that would work on me. I don’t know if it’s the painting, the spanking or the creaminess of the avocado that does it for me…
“I’ll say whatever you want as long as I can get in your guacahole after.”
OuO
Lestat: *sulking bc they don’t have a Lestat one*
Daniel: But you don’t even drink –
Lestat: NOT THE POINT THEY SHOULD HAVE ONE FOR ME, TOO
Armand: If it makes you feel better, they never have “Armand,” either.
Lestat and Armand hug it out.
△What’s turns Armand on the most? How about you?
Armand gets turned on mostly by watching me fuck other people. I hate that.
I don’t really know. Not being treated like an incompetent moron really gets my pants tight.
Not being treated like an incompetent moron really gets my pants tight.
Lestat: “Hahaha! I know that feel, bro.”
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