Michael: Boy, the lengths you’ll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn’t do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn’t.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Episode 1×17 “Altar Egos”Lestat sleeps with women but I changed it to man because fuck heteronormativity plus it fits better on the page.
Homoerotiwreck
Louis, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says u could have “network connectivity problems” [X]
♫Put that thing back where it came from or so help me… so help me, so help me♫ – and CUT. We’re still working on it… it’s a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers!
Just look how HAPPY Louis is here… it’s //ooc, but whatever it’s adorable.
Lestat being happy about being slammed against a tree by Louis is perfectly in character, however. He’s fucking THRILLED to get this much physical attention!
Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Kitty: Gob!
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.
Episode 1×05 “Visiting Ours”
I can feel weird spending so much time staring at Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise’s faces, but then I do a QotD meme and I’m ready to run back to the IwtV movie. It’s not that Stuart Townsend isn’t hot, it’s that he’s blatantly not blonde.
Never feel weird about staring at the wildly more correct faces of the IWTV cast ;]
Lucille: I want to cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
Episode 3×07 “Prison Break-In”
We live in a world of accidents finally, in which only aesthetic principles have a consistency of which we can be sure. Right and wrong we will struggle with forever, striving to create and maintain an ethical balance; but the shimmer of summer rain under the street lamps or the great flashing glare of artillery against a night sky-such brutal beauty is beyond dispute.
I-want-my-IWTV 