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Send me ❄ for drunk texts.

[text] ARMAND I AM CURIPOUS WHY I HAVE RECENTLY HEARD WOMEN BE CALLED YARD TOOLS

[text] I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET MY PHONE OFF OF CAPSLOCK

[text] AH THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER I APOLOGIZE

[text] Louis, I can hear your mind channeling wildly. I have received no text messages from you in the past hour.

[text] WHY ARE WOMEN BEING REFERRED TO AS YARD TOOLS AND HOW DO I GET MY PHONE TO STOP THIS

[text] There’s is a button on your keyboard that looks like an arrow, click that until your text is no longer so large.

[text] Lol I will ask Daniel what a yard tool is.

[text] LESTAT CALLED YOU THAT AS WELL

[text] ARE YOU A TOOL

[text] I MEAN YARD TOOL AH MERDE

[text] THE ARROW WON’T CLICK

[text] Daniel told me

[text] No. No I am not, Louis.

[text] IS IT A GAY SAYING ABOUT PEOPLE?

[text] I MEAN GAY

[text] WHY IS MY PHONE DOING THAT