Well yeah, but we love it. We must love it, bc we keep coming back for more. We’re all dying to read the new book, awful or not, it’s bound to be more of Lestat Doing the Thing. With fabulosity.
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Tale of the Body Thief: A Summary
Subtitle (compliments of merciful-death): lestat acts a fool and fucks everything up part 9001 – the novel
Summary:
Lestat: I’m going to do the thing.
Louis and David: That is a terrible idea. Please don’t do the thing.
Lestat: Gonna do the thing, anyway!
Louis and David: You fucking imp.
Lestat: *does the thing* *chaos ensues* HELP ME.
Louis: You’re on your own this time. -_-
David: What did I tell you?! *helps him anyway*
Lestat: IloveyouDavid. ❤
*a little later*
David: *Enjoying being young again*
Lestat: *turns* YAY, NOW WE CAN BE BFFS ❤
#That’s exactly what happens consider yourselves all spoiled.
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