Interview with the Vampire + Arrested Development
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It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
i’m kinkshaming him anyway
Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post
Anne Rice in the early 2000s: Don’t write Vampire Chronicles fan fiction!
Us:
Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?
Lestat’s ranking of fledglings at this point in his life from least favourite to favourite
- Claudia (for obvious reasons)
- Gabrielle (absentee mother)
- Louis (current Facebook relationship status: it’s complicated)
- Antoine (because apparently all my headcanons were wrong and he was a perfectly nice guy… Who never sent anyone on fire LOUIS)
- Nicolas (we do not speak ill of the dead. No seriously, don’t you dare talk shit about Nicolas in front of lestat)
Lucille: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.
Cutaway: earlier that day…
Lucille: I don’t care for G.O.B.
Episode 1×01 “Pilot”
He also doesn’t care much for what’s-his-face (Antoine?). The guy who brings him babies to eat when he’s a wreck. I like that guy a lot because he’s sassy, and anyone who gives Lestat and Louis shit is a friend of mine. Probably why I like Armand so much.
“Everyone hates Lestat,” my next album.
monsieur-le-rockstar (via merciful-death)
Track listing:
1. I’m Too Pretty for this Bullshit, Louis
2. Shut Up and Let Me Explain
3. Shut Up and Let Me Explain (Saving the World remix)
4. Doing the Thing, in Your Face, All Night Long
5. Oops I Did it Again (Britney Spears cover)
6. Love is a Battlefield (w/ Kanye West)
7. Armand has a Crush on Me (w/ the American Boys Choir)
8. Cleaning out my Closet (Eminem cover)
9. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) (Fallout Boy Cover)
10. Don’t Question My Brilliance
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