1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

Do you have any feelings about Lestat, your maker? Do you feel he abandoned you?

theloveliestalligator:

I don’t feel badly about it. I was an accident, and I doubt he was aware that… THIS… could happen to an alligator.

Just a reminder that Louis has a vampire alligator lover that he refuses to acknowledge. That is all. 

Suzanne, the alligator lover, by highlandash