atundratoadstool:

Dracula’s whole “The children of the night! What music they make!’ thing is a lot funnier if you take as canon Stoker’s notes that vampires are insensible to music. Cause then he’s not trying to be all poetic and gothy, he might just not be able to distinguish between the crying of his lupine minions and whatever those goshdarn mortals churn out on their new-fangled pianofortes and all.