
Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.
Episode 1×03 “Bringing Up Buster”

Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.
Episode 1×03 “Bringing Up Buster”
Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist.
That first one, though. That is amazing. Louis is like “he’s not getting it.” And Daniel is smoking and thinking “JFC I HEAR YOU OKAY. I’m just thinking maybe you’re wrong.”

Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? ‘Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake [1.22]
Re: this Fan Question for Lestat re: his musical taste:
viaticumforthemarquise: //My God, it’s like all she ever did to educate herself was purchase a copy of “Classical Music Greatest Hits.” -rolls eyes-
Yep pretty much, lol. Any MODERN music, Lestat? Hmmm? Bon Jovi is the best u got?
I am blown away.
They made me look like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
“What would Christ need have done to make me follow him like Matthew or Peter? Dress well, to begin with. And have a luxurious head of pampered yellow hair.” – Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire
everlastingporcelain hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “do you think that, after so many books by the Coven of the Articulate,…”
yepviaticumforthemarquise replied to your post: do you think that, after so many books by the Coven of the Articulate, some Talamasca Members started shipping the vampires?
//100% yes. This is the beginning of half of their trouble. Just think, if you could meet your OTP, what might happen?
Just imagine 30 pages of elaborate essays on why one pairing is more canon than another with hundreds of references throughout the different books
//OMG No stop, that’s hilarious. Because I’m pretty sure you are correct. They probably have whole sections of the vampire division dedicated to all of this. Long charts of who has fucked who over the centuries…
SPOILER: all lines just lead to Lestat.
SPOILER: all lines just lead to Lestat.
^True facts.
And how psyched was David to get added to that tracking document?! He would never admit to it but you know, deep down, he fangirled over himself/Lestat. At some point. Probably.
While Armand has his own copy and sits glaring at the fact that the only line that does NOT lead to Lestat is his own.
What does he need to do for the Brat Prince to fuck him as well?

[gingerhairedimmortal has the full comic to that fanart!]

[X]
“When he says I played with innocent strangers, befriending them and then killing them, how was he to know that I hunted almost exclusively among the gamblers, the thieves, and the killers, being more faithful to my unspoken vow to kill the evildoer than even I had hoped I would be? …The whores I feasted upon in front of Louis once, to spite him, had drugged and robbed many a seaman who was never seen alive again.
But little things like this don’t really matter. He told the tale as he believed it.”
– the Vampire Lestat
mangokiwi-mangaka021: #the truth from the sex-god horse’s mouth #biased story v biased story
Everyone: Whatever you do, just don’t do that, ok?
What Lestat says: Ok, got it.
What Lestat thinks: