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I think the Jaws meme is hilarious! I’m surprised more people don’t feel the same way.
IKR? Jaws is so relatable to the VC, vampires are a kind of shark, in a way. A much prettier and more intelligent landshark. “…what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all.”
So I managed to do another Jaws meme for you! It is not shark-specific but I think it works ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ
So, favourite VC scene! I only started reading IWTV recently, but I’ve read this today and it’s too adorable to not mention. <<>> I wan’t tipsy Lestat home.
The signs as horrifying/ridiculous moments in The Vampire Chronicles
Because this is needed
tw: gore; horrifying imagery.
**SOME SPOILERS AHEAD**
aries: Lestat eating Dora out on her period
taurus: Lestat getting mesmerized and lost in Walmarts
gemini: Tarquin Blackwood’s turning from drinking genital blood
cancer: Lestat describing urination for two pages
leo: LIKE 14 PAGES OF CAMEO BUTTONS
virgo: Marius ripping off Mael’s head to fix it
libra: Lestat eating Mekare’s brain through her eye socket
scorpio: LESTAT’S CLONE SON
sagittarius: Armand cutting Nicolas’ hands off
capricorn: Lestat losing an eye
aquarius: The whipping scene in The Vampire Armand
pisces: Lestat’s attempt to have sex as a human
I-want-my-IWTV 