Happy Birthday… to you… Happy Birthday… To you. Happy Birthday Mon Prince of the vampires Happy Birthday to you I offer myself to be your first “Cake” of the night can i be your red velvet cake? … I love you

♛I do love to be sung to… merci beacoup for your little performance. I’ve already had my first “cake”, but there’s always room for more, you know I can’t resist red velvet… Dessert of dessert, mon cher?

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Hey? Do you think that the VC vampires could curl or straighten their hair with heating tools like a curling iron of straightening iron. If so it would totally be funny for Lestat to beg Louis to do his hair only for Louis to be very unamused and angry when he sees that Lestat gave him luscious bouncy curls.

I’m sure they do things w/ their hair, if you have eternity to do it, why not?

Actually I think Louis, who already has wavy hair, might really like having curls for a change! He’d definitely enjoy the warmth from the curling iron. They both really love having their hair played with, too, especially by eachother ❤

Happy Birthday, monsieur! Once a face of my nightmares and now one of my darkest (and sexiest) fantasies, I hope you will enjoy this day (or night) and celebrate in the best way you see fit for such grand event.

I can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare… Either way you don’t wanna wake up from me… Oui, I shall raise a glass to you, anonyme.

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Louis, help me! I have no idea why, but it seems that I seem extremely irresistable to a lot of guys and I don’t know how to handle the unwanted attention… Any advice?

♠(Louis) Tell these people, politely, that their feelings towards you aren’t mutual. If that fails, tell them more forcefully. They’ll get the message.

Best wishes for an happy, happy Birthday, darling. You should come here in Italy and taste a bit of the beauty of this country: I do think you would enjoy it so much …even more if you don’t travel alone…Have a wonderful night ♡

♛Merci, anonyme. I will take that as a serious invitation. I do have some Italian in me from my mother’s side, and it’s been far too long since my last visit there, must sample the current cuisine *grins*

… of course I’ll drag Louis kicking and screaming if I have to… As long as he’s with me, I’m home wherever I am.

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[vibrator anon] Lestat being a massive power bottom and constantly telling his “partners” (mostly Louis) what to do. At most times his “partners” quit and say “if you’re so picky why don’t you just take control” ,, and so he usually does with a literal stick up his ass

♛Do you write to your mother with those fingers?

Do you have the faintest idea how sex works? ‘his “Partners” ’? These are business transactions? “a literal stick up his ass”? 

Congratulations, you’ve managed to turn the stomach of one who cannot enjoy the sweet relief of actually vomiting. On my birthday, no less. I’d tell you to Go fuck yourself, but you clearly wouldn’t know how to do it, so Go fling your shit at someone else, little troll, because I’m completely done responding to it.

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I’ve heard people complain about Anne being really inconsistent with the continuance of the VC storylines, as in, she can’t keep the story straight to save her life. I personally haven’t noticed but maybe you have?

Yes, we have a series of #unreliable narrators in the VC who tell the stories from their experiences, and their “facts” don’t always align. 

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There are many examples of canon “facts” being different in different books. One of the best examples of this is whether Louis visited Lestat sometime after he burned down the Theatre des Vampires, but before his interview w/ Daniel. Lestat says it didn’t happen. 

Lestat acknowledges that IWTV was inaccurate but he doesn’t hold it against Louis: 

But this is the tale that was told by Louis in Interview with the Vampire, which for all its contradictions and terrible misunderstandings manages to capture the atmosphere in which Claudia and Louis and I came together and stayed together for sixty-five years.

… As for the lies he told, the mistakes he made, well, I forgive him his excess of imagination, his bitterness, and his vanity, which was, after all, never very great. I never revealed to him half my powers, and with reason, because he shrank in guilt and self-loathing from using even half of his own. ”

When ppl complain about the storylines/facts being inconsistent, well, I can only remind them that she wrote the books in the order in which she was exploring her characters. Did some things get lost or confused along the way? YES. I don’t read other series, so I can’t say that there is – or should be – a standard to which we hold authors and expect them to have consistent storylines/facts.

But from what I know of the Bible, considered a sacred canon by many ppl worldwide, even that text has unreliable narrators describing scenes which vary to the point of discrepancy. 

I understand that inconsistencies can pierce the delicate suspension of disbelief for some readers. The seeming concerted deviation from the pre-established VC verse is a major reason why it’s impossible for me (and others) to accept PL in its entirety. So I know that feel, bro!

Basically what I’m saying is that the #unreliable narrator excuse quiets this type of confusion for me, for the information that I accept as canon.