♛Merci, anonyme ❤

♛I do love to be sung to… merci beacoup for your little performance. I’ve already had my first “cake”, but there’s always room for more, you know I can’t resist red velvet… Dessert of dessert, mon cher?

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I’m sure they do things w/ their hair, if you have eternity to do it, why not?

Actually I think Louis, who already has wavy hair, might really like having curls for a change! He’d definitely enjoy the warmth from the curling iron. They both really love having their hair played with, too, especially by eachother ❤
♛I can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare… Either way you don’t wanna wake up from me… Oui, I shall raise a glass to you, anonyme.

♛You are too kind, I’ll take it *smiles*

♠(Louis) Tell these people, politely, that their feelings towards you aren’t mutual. If that fails, tell them more forcefully. They’ll get the message.

♠(Louis) Party? Non. Secret? Oui. Do I love him? Most of the time.

♛Merci, anonyme. I will take that as a serious invitation. I do have some Italian in me from my mother’s side, and it’s been far too long since my last visit there, must sample the current cuisine *grins*
… of course I’ll drag Louis kicking and screaming if I have to… As long as he’s with me, I’m home wherever I am.

♛Do you write to your mother with those fingers?
Do you have the faintest idea how sex works? ‘his “Partners” ’? These are business transactions? “a literal stick up his ass”?
Congratulations, you’ve managed to turn the stomach of one who cannot enjoy the sweet relief of actually vomiting. On my birthday, no less. I’d tell you to Go fuck yourself, but you clearly wouldn’t know how to do it, so Go fling your shit at someone else, little troll, because I’m completely done responding to it.

Yes, we have a series of #unreliable narrators in the VC who tell the stories from their experiences, and their “facts” don’t always align.

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There are many examples of canon “facts” being different in different books. One of the best examples of this is whether Louis visited Lestat sometime after he burned down the Theatre des Vampires, but before his interview w/ Daniel. Lestat says it didn’t happen.
Lestat acknowledges that IWTV was inaccurate but he doesn’t hold it against Louis:
“But this is the tale that was told by Louis in Interview with the Vampire, which for all its contradictions and terrible misunderstandings manages to capture the atmosphere in which Claudia and Louis and I came together and stayed together for sixty-five years.
… As for the lies he told, the mistakes he made, well, I forgive him his excess of imagination, his bitterness, and his vanity, which was, after all, never very great. I never revealed to him half my powers, and with reason, because he shrank in guilt and self-loathing from using even half of his own. ”
When ppl complain about the storylines/facts being inconsistent, well, I can only remind them that she wrote the books in the order in which she was exploring her characters. Did some things get lost or confused along the way? YES. I don’t read other series, so I can’t say that there is – or should be – a standard to which we hold authors and expect them to have consistent storylines/facts.
But from what I know of the Bible, considered a sacred canon by many ppl worldwide, even that text has unreliable narrators describing scenes which vary to the point of discrepancy.
I understand that inconsistencies can pierce the delicate suspension of disbelief for some readers. The seeming concerted deviation from the pre-established VC verse is a major reason why it’s impossible for me (and others) to accept PL in its entirety. So I know that feel, bro!
Basically what I’m saying is that the #unreliable narrator excuse quiets this type of confusion for me, for the information that I accept as canon.